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  • Maher Stuns Liberals [semi-satire]

    08/09/2026 10:11:59 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 August 2026 | John Semmens
    Bill Maher, host of HBO's "Real Time" talk show, stunned his mostly liberal audience by admitting that "President Trump's assertion that the Democratic Socialists of America are communists is accurate. I have mercilessly criticized Trump for his trillion lies, but in this instance I have to acknowledge the truth behind what he says." "Look, the DSA spokespeople reject the promise of liberty made in our nation's founding documents," Maher reminded his audience. "They want to replace liberty with collectivism and conformity enforced by a government that considers individuals as resources to be exploited without their consent. As liberals, we want...
  • Steyer Vows to “Declare a State of Emergency” [semi-satire]

    12/22/2019 11:56:57 PM PST · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Dec 2019 | John Semmens
    Democratic presidential contender billionaire Tom Steyer promised to “declare a state of emergency on day one of my presidency in order to take the drastic steps necessary to prevent climate catastrophe. For too long we have been paralyzed by fear to act. Both Congress and the President have been unable to agree on what steps to take. Some point to the economic destruction that would result from outlawing fossil fuels. Others object to the suppression of individual freedoms we’ve become accustomed to. I will enforce the sacrifices needed to save the planet.” Among the list of “drastic actions” being contemplated...
  • Gore Advises Dems to Run on "Green New Deal" [semi-satire]

    12/14/2019 6:09:05 PM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 Dec 2019 | John Semmens
    Former Vice-President and self-anointed environmental expert Al Gore urged that "any Democrat who wants to be elected president in 2020 must come out strongly in favor of the 'Green New Deal.' With less than 12 years to go before the planet burns up due to global climate change we need a leader who will save us from catastrophe." "The Republican stance of freely allowing individuals to ignore the potential consequences of their climate wrecking behaviors has to be stopped," Gore insisted. "We need a government that has the strength of character to crack down on the irresponsible uses of freedom...
  • Stalin Rises in Polls [semi-satire]

    04/20/2019 12:47:20 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2019 | John Semmens
    A recent poll showing that 70% of Russians approve of former dictator Josef Stalin's role in history was warmly greeted by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) as "proof that socialism is the type of government that the people want. If he were the kind of brutal tyrant that the enemies of socialism claim he was why do the people love him so much?" "A majority of Russians now believe that the millions of people he had tortured and killed was justified," the Congresswoman also pointed out. "He was trying to save his nation from individualistic greed and transform it into a...
  • Dems Propose Socialism as Cure for US Prosperity [semi-satire]

    05/06/2018 11:36:42 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 May 2018 | John Semmens
    While Sen. Bernie Sanders (S-Vt) was first out of the gate for the 2020 presidential election with a proposal to give everyone who wants or needs a job a $15 per hour spot on a federal government payroll, other hopefuls are signing on to the idea. A poll indicating that 46% of potential voters like the idea has inspired imitators. Sens. Corey Booker (D-NJ) and Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) eagerly endorsed the idea. “I think it’s a good start on the road to an economy where everyone basically works for the government,” Booker said. “Then we could ensure that everyone gets...
  • In N. Korea, Eccentricity Well Off the Scale

    02/29/2008 7:43:10 AM PST · by TigerLikesRooster · 36 replies · 303+ views
    WP ^ | 02/29/08 | Blaine Harden
    In N. Korea, Eccentricity Well Off the Scale Nothing Seems Too Big When the Kims, Father and Son, Celebrate Themselves By Blaine Harden Washington Post Foreign Service Friday, February 29, 2008; A14 PYONGYANG, North Korea -- In closed communist dictatorships, land-use planning often edges toward the far side of eccentricity. In Albania under Enver Hoxha, the countryside was pimpled with more than 700,000 concrete bunkers. Built to ward off invaders, most became outhouses. In Romania under Nicolae Ceausescu, a historic quarter of old Bucharest was bulldozed to build a Parisian-style boulevard, an artificial river and a 13-story neo-Stalinist palace that...