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Maher Stuns Liberals [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 August 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/09/2026 10:11:59 AM PDT by John Semmens

Bill Maher, host of HBO's "Real Time" talk show, stunned his mostly liberal audience by admitting that "President Trump's assertion that the Democratic Socialists of America are communists is accurate. I have mercilessly criticized Trump for his trillion lies, but in this instance I have to acknowledge the truth behind what he says."

"Look, the DSA spokespeople reject the promise of liberty made in our nation's founding documents," Maher reminded his audience. "They want to replace liberty with collectivism and conformity enforced by a government that considers individuals as resources to be exploited without their consent. As liberals, we want to see a society that has compassion for the less fortunate, but we don't want the kind of regimentation Marx saw as necessary to change humans into creatures more like ants who selflessly toil in a collectivist system. We want individuals to pursue their happiness as they see it."

Maher continued, "a few weeks back a group of Democrats drafted a 'Promise to America.' This promise declared the following:

We are capitalist, not socialist.

We want safety, not lawlessness.

We are responsible, not reckless.

We want public institutions to be competent, accountable, and practical.

We promote free speech and persuasion over coercion.

We are proud, not ashamed of America.

Only 13 Democrat officeholders and/or candidates were willing to sign this pledge. That leaves us with hundreds of federal officeholders and candidates and thousands of state and local Democrats unwilling to commit to traditional American values. We are seeing a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party that I can't support. I'd rather vote for former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin than any DSA-aligned Democrat. She's a bimbo, but she could still name something she admires about the country."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: billmaher; communists; democrats; regimentation; satire
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1 posted on 08/09/2026 10:11:59 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

They always walk the slippery slope and wonder why they keep falling in…


2 posted on 08/09/2026 10:15:06 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: John Semmens

“I have mercilessly criticized Trump for his trillion lies”

For these deceptions and for Maher’s trained-seal guffawing, ignorant audience roaring at just about everything he says I can’t watch ten seconds of his back handed compliment blather.


3 posted on 08/09/2026 10:19:48 AM PDT by stanne
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To: John Semmens

Bravo👏👏👏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


4 posted on 08/09/2026 10:20:30 AM PDT by FES0844
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To: stanne

I watched 10 seconds and was Encouraged...
Maybe there’s Hope.


5 posted on 08/09/2026 10:33:45 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (Good SCIENCE is Not Faith BUT Curiosity. )
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To: Big Red Badger

Bill Maher is about as genuine as a mass produced produced Picasso or Rembrandt.


6 posted on 08/09/2026 10:41:43 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: FES0844

thx


7 posted on 08/09/2026 10:48:26 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

With the wealth gap now higher than at any other point in history it’s not surprising that socialism is starting to look more appealing to the younger generations. Many of them are making $20/an hour or less and will never be able to afford to buy a house so the American Dream seems out of reach for them. They feel like they are slaves making barely enough to get by. Things are only going to get worse as the petrodollar is on it’s way out and our standard of living continues to decline every generation. And the fact that we’ve burdened the younger generation with $40T in unpayable debt doesn’t bode well for the future.


8 posted on 08/09/2026 11:30:04 AM PDT by jimwatx
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To: John Semmens

I appreciate him for saying this, because like him or not, he has a following, and if his words get leftists to think rationally about this issue, thank God!


9 posted on 08/09/2026 11:45:29 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: John Semmens
How low
How left
How extreme
Do you have to go before you lose Bill Mahr as a supporter?
10 posted on 08/09/2026 12:32:21 PM PDT by ZOOKER
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To: Flaming Conservative

“ I appreciate him for saying this, because like him or not, he has a following, and if his words get leftists to think rationally about this issue, thank ”

Guffawing at the statement ‘Trump tells a trillion lies” is simply not rational

Sorry


11 posted on 08/09/2026 12:51:41 PM PDT by stanne
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To: John Semmens; GOPJ; Liz; Candor7; mass55th; SunkenCiv
Wow, a Mission Statement for Democrats who support traditional America, Worth repeating!

Bill Maher continued:

    "A few weeks back a group of Democrats drafted a 'Promise to America.'  This promise declared the following:

    • We are capitalist, not socialist.
    • We want safety, not lawlessness.
    • We are responsible, not reckless.
    • We want public institutions to be competent, accountable, and practical.
    • We promote free speech and persuasion over coercion.
    • We are proud, not ashamed of America.

    Only 13 Democrat officeholders and/or candidates were willing to sign this pledge. That leaves us with hundreds of federal officeholders and candidates and thousands of state and local Democrats unwilling to commit to traditional American values.

    We are seeing a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party that I can't support.  I'd rather vote for former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin than any DSA-aligned Democrat.  She's a bimbo, but she could still name something she admires about the country."

Freepers, we need to get behind Maher on this.  It's the ticket to America's future.

12 posted on 08/09/2026 1:03:47 PM PDT by poconopundit (Tommy Robinson, love you man. Keep up the good fight. Make the UK Great Again.)
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To: Antihero101607; stanne

I trust No man
especially media
especially Libtards
But
even a broken Clock
Is right twice a Day.
.


13 posted on 08/09/2026 3:05:19 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (Good SCIENCE is Not Faith BUT Curiosity. )
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To: poconopundit; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; ...
A) I'm pretty sure we're way out ahead of Maher on this, and have been for years, and B) Sarah Palin isn't and never was a "bimbo" -- but Maher OTOH...

14 posted on 08/09/2026 3:30:43 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (The Demagogic Party is just a collection of violent, rival street gangs.)
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To: poconopundit
We are seeing a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party that I can't support. I'd rather vote for former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin than any DSA-aligned Democrat. She's a bimbo, but she could still name something she admires about the country." Freepers, we need to get behind Maher on this. It's the ticket to America's future.

Takes courage to say the things Maher says ... especially considering he's a democrat.

15 posted on 08/09/2026 5:48:00 PM PDT by GOPJ (Iran's goons don't need a "Tokyo Rose" -they've got sh*ts at MSNOW like Jim Vandehei. Ali Vitali etc)
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To: GOPJ

No it doesn’t. He just throws us a bone from time to time. More now that Al-Sayed won the primary. He covered himself by saying Al-Sayed will win.


16 posted on 08/09/2026 7:16:25 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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To: John Semmens

Oh Bill, you ignorant slut.
You’ve encouraged these people pretty much you entire life, and now what? You’re scared by the monster you created?
You’ll still vote left, Bill. Because you are an ignorant slut.
I wish people would stop being fooled by this clown.


17 posted on 08/09/2026 7:46:19 PM PDT by vpintheak (The left is violence.)
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To: SunkenCiv
Agree that Sarah Palin isn't and never was a "bimbo".

Reading between the lines, this comment was thrown in there to throw a few crumbs at Democrats who have a mild case of TDS.

Your mileage will vary :-)


18 posted on 08/10/2026 4:25:28 AM PDT by poconopundit (Tommy Robinson, love you man. Keep up the good fight. Make the UK Great Again.)
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To: GOPJ; Liz
Agree, we need to get behind Maher and his attempt to save the former Democrat Party.
    You can't always get what you want. But if you try some time, you just might find, you get what you need.

Proof point... I just tried to find a good Rollin' Stones video to accompany this comment, but couldn't find one I could recommend:-).  Ha, ha.


19 posted on 08/10/2026 4:55:28 AM PDT by poconopundit (Tommy Robinson, love you man. Keep up the good fight. Make the UK Great Again.)
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To: poconopundit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HasaQvHCv4w&list=PLoPrclQ-3avsIk3cgJUQiqtqGLTFSI-rG&index=4


20 posted on 08/10/2026 9:36:35 AM PDT by Liz (“The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies the work of His hands." (Psalm 19:1))
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