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I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan (ManTan no less!) ... before ... I vote for a forged one!" Note to the Prince of Boston: Hop on down to Crawford, TX; grab a chain-saw, get a little dirt under those perfectly manicured nails, along with a little grit in that $200 'Christoph' coiffed "Do"; and you just may pull off looking the rugged, outdoorsy, manly, type. By the way, we heard you were in Vietnam. That true? Whatta Putz! Click here: DRUDGE REPORT 2004® http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc55.htm

AUTUMN GLOW: KERRY TURNING ORANGE; SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX THU JULY 29, 2004 20:25:25 ET XXXXX KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE Is it the late September Wisconsin sun that has turned Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry's face to rich tan-colored hues? Or has the senator been campaigning in the rust-belt? Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass. But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.

DEVIL IN DISGUISE MIDI found here -- http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi1.html He's orange girly man...he's orange girly man...laugh He looks like a pumpkin...shines like a pumpkin Changed to a pumpkin before your eyes He's a pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is Pumpkin telling lies...oh yeah Because Halloween is coming...John made a move that's bold He used spray that had turned him orange instead of choosing gold He looks like a pumpkin...shines like a pumpkin Changed to a pumpkin before your eyes He's a pumpkin telling lies...oh yes, he is Pumpkin telling lies...oh yeah He wanted an edge debating...he wanted to stand out "Flipper,...

Several months ago, I suggested that somoen make a jpeg of Kerry as the Batman criminal, Two-Faced. Back then, one side could be Botoxed, the other side could be wrinkled. Now, it could be even better since one side could be his normal ghost white while the other could be the new orange. For a reference, look at Tommy Lee Jones as Two-face from the Batman movie. THe tie-ins are incredible. First, Kerry has two sides on every issue. Second, which ever position he takes, it is maniacle. Third, He seems to change his mind at the flip of a...