Posted on 09/28/2004 7:40:11 AM PDT by Sensei Ern
Several months ago, I suggested that somoen make a jpeg of Kerry as the Batman criminal, Two-Faced. Back then, one side could be Botoxed, the other side could be wrinkled.
Now, it could be even better since one side could be his normal ghost white while the other could be the new orange.
For a reference, look at Tommy Lee Jones as Two-face from the Batman movie.
THe tie-ins are incredible. First, Kerry has two sides on every issue. Second, which ever position he takes, it is maniacle. Third, He seems to change his mind at the flip of a coin. Fourth, Tommy Lee Jones was a room mate of Algore. How could this not be a better tie-in?
Anyone up to the task? You won't win anything for the contest, just our admiration at your skills.
I said the same thing after seeing him compared to "The Joker."
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1126619/posts?page=16#16
What is with that new "tan". Holy smokes....he looks like he spent several HOURS over the tanning booth limit.
I imagine he was trying to get that bronze look so he would look young and healthful for the debates. Well, the joke's on him, he looks even more doofy than he normally does.
This is another reason why I love "W"...I can't imagine him trying to get a tan for the debates. A REAL MAN doesn't have to resort to stuff like that.
Kerry is trying to out-do John McCain for the biggest face cancer?
The guy even flip-flops on skin color.
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