In an attempt to completely comply with the separation of church and state, some school districts are implementing Christmas Avoidance School Bus Routes--because "children, riding the school bus, are having Christmas crammed down their throats." Especially egregious are those houses of worship with Christmas message signs and Nativity Scenes out front. School officials believe that a public school bus on a public road must not be used as a religious tool! So, either the windows on the bus must be blackened (the bus would be fitted with a periscope for the driver, of course!); or, more realistically, bus routes must...