Yes, I know, Al Gore is innocent until proven guilty. Still, how can you not savor this moment: a 54-year-old female masseuse in Portland, Ore., tells the local constabulary, at excruciating length, about yet another example of moonbat hypocrisy. Somewhere, Bill Clinton is smiling. The planet has a fever, and it’s in Al Gore’s pants. “Clearly,” the masseuse told the Portland PD, “ ‘no’ was not a word he heard or cared about or respected.” Paging Juanita Broaddrick. No controlling authorities in Gallery Suite #903 at the Hotel Lucia apparently. Wonder how much it’ll cost to make this inconvenient truth...