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Yes, I know, Al Gore is innocent until proven guilty. Still, how can you not savor this moment: a 54-year-old female masseuse in Portland, Ore., tells the local constabulary, at excruciating length, about yet another example of moonbat hypocrisy. Somewhere, Bill Clinton is smiling. The planet has a fever, and it’s in Al Gore’s pants. “Clearly,” the masseuse told the Portland PD, “ ‘no’ was not a word he heard or cared about or respected.” Paging Juanita Broaddrick. No controlling authorities in Gallery Suite #903 at the Hotel Lucia apparently. Wonder how much it’ll cost to make this inconvenient truth...

Per the Smoking Gun: It is unclear why, two years later, she approached Portland police and sought to memorialize her allegations against Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French kissed her. The woman's statement--which could be mistaken for R-rated Vice Presidential fan fiction--describes Gore as a man with a "violent temper as well as extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona." After fleeing Gore's suite, the woman returned home to discover, a la Lewinsky, "stains on the front...

A Portland massage therapist gave local police a detailed statement last year alleging that former Vice President Al Gore groped her, kissed her and made unwanted sexual advances during a late-night massage session in October 2006 in a suite at the upscale Hotel Lucia. The woman told investigators that she informed two friends and kept the clothes she wore that night, including her black pants with stains on them. But Portland police didn't contact any of the woman's friends, obtain the potential evidence or interview anyone at the hotel, records show. "The case was not investigated any further because detectives...