It never ceases to amaze that people are willing to have others do what they want, but seem less inclined to actually change their own behavior. The Onion satirized this impulse two years ago when they joked that: "A study released Monday by the American Public Transportation Association reveals that 98% of Americans support the use of mass transit by others." A good example of local life imitating satire is the results of the latest "survey" done by Envision Central Texas, where self-selected citizens responding to a questionnaire declared their preferences for how and where all of us in central...