Really, I'm writing this with a straight face . . . sort of. Yeah, sure, I did laugh. But, I stopped laughing before starting to write this article -- mostly, anyway. . . . . It's just that this is the safety advice from public servants to the citizens of our nation's capital -- a city that actually beat out Detroit for the title "Murder Capital USA." Except for politics and lobbying government, Washington’s primary industry is tourism. Actually, it's tourism and a healthy dose of lawbreaking, both in and out of the halls of government. In 1991, when the...