Tired of reality television and dumb internet sites? Wanna put some fun in your life without the use of mind-altering chemicals or sex aids? Then whip out a deck of cards and impress your friends with the new POLITICALLY-CORRECT POKER! How do you play? Easy. Have a deck of cards and some poker chips just like those old games you played in college. Only, this time, we'll take the cultural rules of political correctness and apply them to the famous card game. Just as in real poker, the goal is to have the most poker chips at the end. However,...