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  • Man With Ball-Slashing Fetish Arrested Again

    05/10/2011 3:22:54 PM PDT · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 21 replies
    WCCO.com ^ | 5/10/11 | Staff
    A man whose self-professed fetish for slashing exercise balls with a knife — which has gotten him in trouble with the law at least twice previously — has been arrested again. Duluth Police said Christopher Neil Bjerkness, of Duluth, Minn., was arrested on Sunday afternoon after he broke into Chester Creek Academy, a school connected with Northwood Children’s Services. The room he was in was meant for physical therapy, and contained a number of inflatable exercise balls. When the alarm rang and staffers arrived, none of the balls had been damaged. He was arrested soon thereafter. Police said Bjerkness damaged...
  • Man Arrested in Bra, Panties, Accused of Stabbing Goat

    05/04/2011 2:26:37 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 35 replies
    MSNBC ^ | 5/3/201
    A West Virginia man found wearing women's underwear and standing over a goat's carcass told police he was high on bath salts. Mark L. Thompson of Alum Creek was arrested at his home Monday. A criminal complaint in Kanawha County Magistrate Court charges the 19-year-old with cruelty to animals. Sheriff's Deputy J.S. Shackelford says witnesses reported Thompson standing near a neighbor's pygmy goat in a bedroom. He was wearing a bra and female underwear. The goat, a male named Bailey, had at least one stab wound. Cpl. Sean Snuffer said Thompson indicated he had been high and "wasn't in his...
  • Wis. Postal Worker Delivers Mail In The Buff

    WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. (AP) – A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his mail rounds who seemed “stressed out.” But, upon further review, the postal worker says delivering the mail in the nude probably wasn’t such a good idea. A police report says the 52-year-old man told the woman he would deliver the mail to her office in Whitefish Bay completely naked to make her laugh. He says the woman dared him to do it, so he took the dare Dec. 4 and brought the mail wearing only a smile.
  • Penn Jillette: Why I’m a Libertarian Nut Instead of Just a Nut

    05/20/2009 2:10:08 PM PDT · by FreeKeys · 91 replies · 2,963+ views
    Glenn Beck dot com ^ | May 20, 2009 - 11:27 ET | Penn Gillette
    I don’t speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats. I’m not even sure my LP membership card is up to date. I’ve voted Libertarian as long as I can remember but I don’t really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty. When I go on Glenn’s show he calls me a Libertarian, I think that’s my only real credential. There are historical reasons and pragmatic reasons to be a Libertarian, but there are historic and pragmatic reasons to be a Democrat, a Republican or a...
  • Penn & Teller on Gun Control (Entire Video Link Included)

    04/16/2007 4:10:41 AM PDT · by tcostell · 39 replies · 2,526+ views
    Washington Cease Fire ^ | 02 April 2007 | Penn & Teller
    This link: Penn & Teller on Gun Controlis a link to the entire episode of Penn & Teller's awkwardly named series where they address the issues pertaining to gun control. In keeping with their libertarian style, they are very much pro second amendment and say about themselves that: "this is a show about the violent overthrow of the US government". It's been posted before but I'm putting up again since I've been provided a link for the entire episode. I would encourage everyone to forward this link to as many people as possible, particuarly those enlightened and liberal few who...
  • Penn And Teller Get Hippies To Sign Water Banning Petition

    03/11/2007 3:08:48 AM PDT · by atomic conspiracy · 78 replies · 3,121+ views
    YouTube ^ | 12-06-06 | Penn Gillette
    YouTube videoThis is too funny. Penn and Teller send an assistant to get gullible joiners to sign a petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, plain water.Warning: Some bad language (including the name of their show, Bull**it.)