Posted on 05/10/2011 3:22:54 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
A man whose self-professed fetish for slashing exercise balls with a knife — which has gotten him in trouble with the law at least twice previously — has been arrested again.
Duluth Police said Christopher Neil Bjerkness, of Duluth, Minn., was arrested on Sunday afternoon after he broke into Chester Creek Academy, a school connected with Northwood Children’s Services.
The room he was in was meant for physical therapy, and contained a number of inflatable exercise balls. When the alarm rang and staffers arrived, none of the balls had been damaged. He was arrested soon thereafter.
Police said Bjerkness damaged a lock, so he is expected to be charged with third-degree burglary and misdemeanor vandalism.
(Excerpt) Read more at minnesota.cbslocal.com ...
That’s a rather frightening title.
When I first read the title, I though... uh, never mind. Exercise balls, okay.
I can’t be the only guy who read this and shuddered and doubled over protectively.
Gee whiz, I thought you mean our Biden sacs.
Well, you know they did that on purpose....
I wonder if a normal human being could survive the explanation as to what causes this fetish?
I have to hand it to Duluth, when life gets boring just take a drive to the head of the lakes...
Exercise balls.. as often as I can.
I have heard of a lot of cases of penis envy, but this is the first case I have ever heard of testicle envy.
My physical therapist makes use those damn things every week. I can see why he has a thing about destroying them.
Either that or he got his ass kicked in dodgeball one too many times.
"I've never been so frightened."
A man whose self-professed fetish for slashing exercise balls with a knife — which has gotten him in trouble with the law at least twice previously — has been arrested again.
Learning to write headlines like this is why liberals go to J-School.
Seriously - when maintained as a steady background of psychological ill will against a culture, it does a lot of damage to social interactions over time.
I don’t understand the sexual element. Does he have sex with the balls after he’s slashed them?
Yeah, me too...cringe!
Dude looks normal enough to me. /sarc
Doo-Doo Doo-Doo, Doo-Doo Doo-Doo.
that means republicans in washington are safe.
Whew!
Exercise balls, eh?
Oh,well. Okay.
That’s some headline....
Shhh ... don't give him any more crazy ideas.
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