Today is May 1st, also known as May Day, the communist holiday. Communism has been soundly defeated, so now we can observe communists as one would observe a zoo animal - with curiosity, rather than fear. It is still correct to despise communists, for their inherent evil, but I now consider May Day to be a day when we can set aside our differences over basic issues such as happiness, freedom, liberty, and justice and just be cordial to one another. Thus, I would like to take this opportunity to extend my wishes for a Happy May Day to the...