Posted on 04/30/2005 4:15:45 PM PDT by Axhandle
Today is May 1st, also known as May Day, the communist holiday. Communism has been soundly defeated, so now we can observe communists as one would observe a zoo animal - with curiosity, rather than fear. It is still correct to despise communists, for their inherent evil, but I now consider May Day to be a day when we can set aside our differences over basic issues such as happiness, freedom, liberty, and justice and just be cordial to one another. Thus, I would like to take this opportunity to extend my wishes for a Happy May Day to the following prominent communists:
Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and John Kerry
Normally, I despise each of you, because you are power-hungry sociopaths, with totalitarian inclinations. Since you are among the most dastardly of the remaining communists in existence, I figured that singling out the four of you would be the best way to show, sincerely, that I am putting my conscience aside to truly wish you a happy May Day. Today, on your special day, I will set aside not just my conscience, but my hostility as well, and proclaim with you (in jest, of course), "To each, according to his needs! From each, according to his abilities!" Happy May Day, you silly communists!
PS - If any readers of this blog would like to extend a happy May Day to any other communists, please feel free to add names by way of the comment button, below.
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