MIDI - I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair underneath the mistletoe last night Things quickly went amiss…Christoph planted a big kiss I knew Christoph was gay but Kerry just could not resist Oh, I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair…it cost him a hundred fifty bucks And if Ms. Ketchup would have seen…we know she'd be turning green I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair underneath the mistletoe last night It really was too much…I can't tell you where he touched Although Barney the Frank approves, for voters it's...