Posted on 12/01/2002 10:40:15 PM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair underneath the mistletoe last night
Things quickly went amiss…Christoph planted a big kiss
I knew Christoph was gay but Kerry just could not resist
Oh, I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair…it cost him a hundred fifty bucks
And if Ms. Ketchup would have seen…we know she'd be turning green
I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair
I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair underneath the mistletoe last night
It really was too much…I can't tell you where he touched
Although Barney the Frank approves, for voters it's too much
Oh, I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair…it cost him a hundred fifty bucks
And if Ms. Ketchup would have seen…we know she'd be turning green
I saw Christoph cutting Kerry's hair
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