"New Bridge to FReedom!!" (To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven") (TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...) There's a Party who's sure...All Left's Minions Are Dolts... They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom. When Left first hears...they know... Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!! HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for. Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh. And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason. There are signs Left Shall Fall!! 'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure... And you know Willie's words have no meaning. In a cave, reading books, There's a Patriot who sings..."Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!! Oooh...it makes me...