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  • DFU SONG: The Twelfth of Never (a challenge to Mrs. Heinz Kerry)

    02/13/2004 1:47:38 PM PST · by doug from upland · 18 replies · 203+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/2705/jukebox.html MIDI - THE TWELFTH OF NEVER (about half way down on the left) You say that you will maim him if he is caught You say you're no man's lapdog...that's what your dad taught You say he's in big trouble if he should cheat Teresa, we are watching...do those words have some meat? What to do? What are you to do? Put up or shut up or we will be mocking you You say he'd better not bring home some disease You say you can't imagine a blonde on her knees You say he's in big trouble if he...