<p>Political activist/director Michael Moore has taken the Cannes Film Festival by storm with his new Bush-bashing project "Fahrenheit 9/11." Not sending roses is Fred Barnes, executive editor of the Weekly Standard.</p>
<p>"A few years ago, Michael Moore ... in his first best-selling book 'Stupid White Men' ... wrote he'd once been 'forced' to listen to my comments on a TV chat show, 'The McLaughlin Group,' " Mr. Barnes writes in the upcoming issue of the Standard. "I had whined 'on and on about the sorry state of American education,' Moore said, and wound up bellowing: 'These kids don't even know what "The Iliad" and "The Odyssey" are!'</p>