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  • Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!

    10/09/2009 9:27:45 AM PDT · by wastedyears · 9 replies · 927+ views
    Forget about Metallica and Deep Purple, they've decided to cancel everybody else and induct Obama into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
  • Breaking: Pope Benedict crowns Obama "Holy Roman Emperor"

    10/09/2009 10:04:25 AM PDT · by Alter Kaker · 35 replies · 2,311+ views
    The Vatican ^ | Today | me
    In a surprise move, Pope Benedict XVI crowned US President Barack Obama "Holy Roman Emperor" today in a rose garden ceremony.In a statement, the Pope said "Emperor Obama follows in the footsteps of Charlemagne and the Emperor Constantine."In other news, Chinese Premier Hu Jintao announced plans to restore the Qing dynasty, saying that Barack Obama -- a direct descendant of the last Manchu Emperor -- would be China's new Emperor.However, Turkish officials were quick to deny widely published reports of a restoration of the Byzantine Empire. "Turks wiped out the Byzantines in 1453. There are simply no Byzantines here for...
  • BREAKING - Barack Hussein Obama Declared Winner of 2000 Florida Recount

    10/09/2009 10:04:23 AM PDT · by 95Theses · 10 replies · 700+ views
    10/9/09 | Self
    On a day which has already seen an unprecedented number of contests, awards, and competitions surprisingly go his way, President B. Hussein Obama now has one more feather in his cap: the presidency of George W. Bush. The Florida Supreme Court and United States Supreme Court, in an extraordinary and highly unconstitutional joint session, have granted former Vice-President Gore's request for a targeted recount of the 2000 presidential election results in select Florida counties. Furthermore, the joint court has declared Obama to be the winner of the recount, thereby gaining all of Florida's electoral votes in the 2000 election. While...