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  • Ohio George Floyd Mural Destroyed After Being Struck By Lightning

    07/13/2021 7:09:33 PM PDT · by Trillian · 35 replies
    National File ^ | July 13, 2021 | TOM PAPPERT
    Local media reports that the “north Toledo mural has been reduced to rubble” after reportedly being struck by lightning. Fire and rescue responded to the previous site of the mural, but were unable to render aid to the collapsed wall featuring Floyd’s face. “A witness who saw the wall fold told TFRD they had seen a lightning bolt strike the building,” local media reported. “The department later confirmed the strike to be the cause of the collapse.” Video indicates the mural was created on July 10, 2020, meaning the idol to George Floyd lasted just over one year before being...
  • Mueller Strikes Out; Democrat Nuts And Never Trumpers Hardest Hit

    11/02/2017 4:25:21 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 23 replies
    Townhall.com ^ | November 2, 2017 | Kurt Schlichter
    Note: This is satire. It is critical to point that out because it’s 2017 and it’s hard to tell. None of this actually happened, but it totally could have.                       Robert Mueller, the fatally conflicted Special Counsel in charge of the Russian collusion snipe hunt, just came out with his indictments, and there has been a lot of confusion among the lunatics, weirdos, and 23-year-old internet pundits who make up his fan base. They’ve been leveraging their extensive federal court experience, which consists of having heard that federal courts are a...