GILLIGAN'S ISLAND Sit back my friends and I’ll tell a tale…about a superstar With boys who stayed with him overnight…he went way too far He got their trust and he gave them gifts…the parents went along And then the stories were surfacing…he showed them his schlong He showed them his schlong And then a kid finally spilled the beans and Michael is in court He played with me, boys had testified…we’re shocked by their report We’re shocked by their report But look where this trial is happening…the state of fruits and nuts The jury pool is dumb as rocks...