12/24/21 (AP) Canadian authorities in Quebec Province announced this evening that they have detained Santa Claus for failure to produce COVID-19 vaccination documents and a negative COVID test which are required to enter the country. With heavy snow falling it was reported that the large, white-bearded man became irate with border police and hurled insults in French at the officials. Border Police Sgt. Pierre Delecto said, “The gentleman was extremely upset and let us know. I have not heard such vile language since Rob Ford was Mayor of Toronto. He mockingly added an ‘eh’ to every sentence and he even...