Out of sheer boredom, I tuned in for a few minutes of the Olympics. Beach volleyball ?Badmitton ? Saints preserve us ! What's next ?? New 2008 Olympic Events 1.Hop,Skip, and Scream: Generously proportioned female contestants,spaced 3 meters apart for safety,attempt to put on a pair of blue jeans,that are 2 sizes too small. 2.Commutation: Male and/or female contestants,driving really huge SUVs,must navigate a ten kilometer track-liberally equipped with dangerous intersections and short-duration signals-while conducting a telephone conversation (using hand-held cell phones),and sipping a very hot beverage (coffee ,cocoa,or tea).Object is to reach a finish line parking lot,and enter the...
