Since lying her ass off to the American people, Nancy Pelosi has either been flying off to foreign countries (Iraq, China) or else cowering under her Speaker of the House super-duper desk, praying that no reporter is looking for her in order to ask her to once again remember and try to tell one of her three or seven stories about why she didn't know a thing about waterboarding and how the CIA lied to her and to Congress and that skizziks spelled backwards is skizziks. But she needn't have worried: no reporter is going to ask her any questions....
