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MIDI - MY FAVORITE THINGS Watching Gray Davis as he's terminated...knowing that FReepers are very elated Hearing the whining that their defeat brings...these are a few of my favorite things Mocking McAuliffe as he goes on spinning...RATS are so funny when they are not winning Hearing the whining that their defeat brings...these are a few of my favorite things Knowing Mulholland has turned suicidal...Woodruff is downing large doses of Midol Hearing the whining that their defeat brings...these are a few of my favorite things As subscriptions have been cancelled at the L.A. TIMES...their readers are telling them they've had...

SEPT. 11, 2002 -- DOUG FROM UPLAND GUEST TEACHER LESSON PLANS (6th grade) =============================== 8:30 Greet kids at the door from morning recess . . . anyone not standing straight in line with hands at their side and mouth shut will run a lap 8:35 Morning song -- THE BALLAD OF MIKE MORAN (Note: we will use the word "bleep" everywhere "ass" appears in the song) Give bonus points to those kids whose parents bought the CD 8:38 Flag Salute -- no recess for any kid not saying "under God" in the pledge 8:40 Take roll. If they don't audibly...