An alarming discovery by NASA has Green Party members, the Sierra Club, Al Gore, the United Nations, and tree-hugging hippies all over earth in a panic. Global warming is occurring on Mars! NASA has reported that Mars is coming out of an ice age and experiencing significant climate changes. Somehow, some way, the ruthless Republicans have found a way to get their message of support for oil companies and gas guzzling SUV’s all the way to Mars. How else can anyone explain global warming on Mars? Concerned environmentalists everywhere expressed dismay that they were asleep at the wheel for this...