Freeper extrordinaire, LITTLE BILL, long of the Massachusetts family of Freepers and newly a New Hampshire Freeper, has fallen off a ladder while painting and broke his hip socket. He has 5 small fractures and was placed on morphine, which replaced the daily alchoholic intake that kept Little Bill on the straight and narrow. Thankfully to this opium derivitive, Little Bill is resting comfortably and harassing all liberal nurses who come to call, and flattering all the Conservative ones with such catch phrases as: "Hey, Baby, wanna come over and listen to my Ronald Reagan Speeches tonight? Hmmm?" Sadly, yet...