Posted on 10/09/2008 8:59:38 AM PDT by RaceBannon
Freeper extrordinaire, LITTLE BILL, long of the Massachusetts family of Freepers and newly a New Hampshire Freeper, has fallen off a ladder while painting and broke his hip socket.
He has 5 small fractures and was placed on morphine, which replaced the daily alchoholic intake that kept Little Bill on the straight and narrow.
Thankfully to this opium derivitive, Little Bill is resting comfortably and harassing all liberal nurses who come to call, and flattering all the Conservative ones with such catch phrases as:
"Hey, Baby, wanna come over and listen to my Ronald Reagan Speeches tonight? Hmmm?"
Sadly, yet not unexpectedly, Little Bill remains a batchelor despite these time proven techniques for meeting members of the opposite sex.
Little Bill will be in TRACTION for AT LEAST 3 more weeks, soon to be removed from his hospital bed to a more comfortable assisted living facility, previously known as A NURSING HOME.
Bill promises to keep up his good spirits while down, and wishes all well, and also has no present address to send goodies to, due to his need for assisted living, not knowing which place would take his kind.
Will do.
“Hey baby, have I got a tax cut for you!”
“Wanna see my Laffer curve?”
Prayers going up.
Little Bill, get well and stay well and get back at your keyboard soon as possible. Prayers up for you.
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Prayers for Little Bill.
Best of luck in your recovery; Lord bless you and those caring for you
Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
I remember when you, me, and Little Bill raised hell against the idiots protesting our invasion of Afghanistan after 9/11.
“Wait, you're Big Guy AND Rusty?”
Prayers sent
Notre père, qui êtes aux cieux!
Que votre nom soit sanctificié. Que votre règne vienne.
Que votre volonté soit faite, sur la terre comme au ciel.
Donnez-nous aujourd'hui notre poindre ce jour.
Pardonnez-nous nos offenses, comme nous pardonnons aussi a ceux, qui nous ont offensés,
et ne nous soumetez pas à la tentation, mais délivrez-nous du mal.
Car c'est à toi qu'appartiènne, le régne, la puissance et la gloire, pour les siècles des siècles.
Amen.
Je vous salue, Marie, pleine de grâces,
le Seigneur est avec vous, vous êtes bénie entre toutes les femmes,
et Jésus le fruit de vos entrailles est béni.
Sainte Marie, Mère de Dieu, priez pour nous pauvres pécheurs,
maintenant, et à l'heure de notre mort. Ainsi-soit-il.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Little Bill .... prayers being offered for complete and speedy recovery.
Father, Hear our Prayers!
RaceBannon ... thank you for the thread.
Prayers up for Little Bill. Ya know, the last Little Bill who was working on roof repairs didn’t meet with the best of ends ...
Hope he gets well soon. Prayers going up!
Prayers up. Three weeks of traction while the socket heals. That is, in the terminology employed by my younger colleagues, teh suxxor.
Hope Little Bill is up and about soon!
Hang in there and come back to us soon!
Hope you get well soon, Little Bill. It sounds like the nurses are in for a bumpy ride. :)
Prayers up.
Will be keeping Little Bill in my thoughts and prayers and hoping for his fast recovery. Please keep us posted on his progress until he’s able to be back posting with us.
My prayers are with him.
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