Biden's Little Helper The Gaffing Stoned What a drag it is getting old "He is different today," I hear every voter say Biden needs something today to keep him up And though he's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill He goes running for the shelter of his brain’s little helper And it helps him on the campaign trail, he can talk through the day Doctor, please, some more of these Outside the door, he took four more What a drag it is getting old "Voters aren't the same today," I hear Jill Biden say They just don't appreciate...