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The Two Johns: So What Do You Want for Lunch? (election levity) Written by Gregory Borse Sunday, October 17, 2004 A new reality television series is being launched by Al Gore's fledgling cable channel. Titled ''The Two Johns,'' the series will capture the riveting behind-the-scenes action as two rich, white liberals plot their run for the White House during the 2004 presidential campaign. While the series is still in production, a special screening of previously filmed footage was made available to the press for review. Here's a snip: John: ''So what do you want for lunch?'' John: ''You know, we...

Rep. Tim Holden (news, bio, voting record) takes his place at the bar, among the beer drinkers in baseball caps at the St. Clair Fish and Game Club. The target shooters have hung up their rifles and the locals — Holden included — are watching the Eagles game on TV. "Oh yeah, all sorts of liberals hang out here," Holden, a Democrat seeking re-election against Republican Rep. George W. Gekas, says sarcastically as he looks around the wood-paneled room. An ad calling Holden a "typical tax-and-spend liberal" appears during the commercial break. "Look at this," he calls out to a...