"S o a teacher in a small town asks her class how many of them are George Bush fans. Not really knowing what a George Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, 'I'm not a George Bush fan.' "The teacher asks, 'Why aren't you a George Bush fan?' "Johnny says, 'I'm a John Kerry fan.' "The teacher asks why he's a John Kerry fan. The boy says, 'Well, my mom's a John Kerry fan...