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  • Sex toy punter feels a dummy

    01/16/2008 11:47:08 PM PST · by forkinsocket · 12 replies · 146+ views
    The Sun ^ | 16 Jan 2008 | VINCE SOODIN
    RETAIL bosses may have to issue bizarre health warnings on its clothing mannequins - after a punter said he got his MANHOOD trapped in one. The man, 31, rang officials at an online firm to whinge that he got “part of himself” stuck in a 24mm hole on a female display bust. The unnamed customer from Doncaster, South Yorks, had ordered the display mannequin over the internet mistakenly thinking it was an adult sex toy. He had to use a pair of heavy duty scissors to cut the dummy and set himself free. Cheekily instead of feeling a right dummy,...