President Kerry - this is the most frightening idea since ``President Dukakis'' back in 1988. It's like a dark cloud gathering on the horizon. Last night, Gigolo John sweeps five of seven primaries, and he's running ahead of President Bush in the polls. It's 1988 all over again, with only John Edwards standing, however unsteadily, in Kerry's way. You know, since 1988, M. Stanley Dukakis has become a standing joke, George McGovern in a tank. He's relegated to the Fritz Mondale-Jimmy Carter super-loser category. But remember, the Duke was 17 points ahead of Bush I after the Democratic convention. If...