Chad Johnson has been ordered to spend 30 days in jail for violating his probation. But could he have avoided time behind bars altogether by simply keeping his hands to himself? Multiple reports say the 35-year-old former NFLer ticked off Florida judge Kathleen McHugh Monday after slapping his male lawyer's butt during the hearing. The slap was a huge factor in the decision to hand over 30-day sentence -- a period that would have much shorter, or non-existent, had he controlled himself, according to TMZ. In court, McHugh said Johnson wasn't taking things seriously enough, ESPN's story states. Johnson is...