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HERE'S THE STORY - KABC's Al Rantel coined the term "the Roach Motel of Islam" MIDI - HOTEL CALIFORNIA (about a 50 second intro) Their religion is peaceful, or so they will proclaim But when they stop your breathing...it's done in Allah's name If you are a cartoonist, you better watch what you draw Or you could end up like some Clinton friends...below ground in Arkansas You can hear Muslims warning that we'd better convert Or you may just lose your head... that's a procedure that really does hurt Do not leave their religion...or you will die 'Cause Mohammed...

Note: it is not nice to mock another's religion...it will end when those who speak for the religion condemn the violence perpetrated in their name...their silence or immediate condemnation of Israel's violence(in response) doesn't cut it. MIDI - WITCH DOCTOR There's a religion that claims it is seeking peace They hate our culture and it's never gonna cease At what time does their violence steadily increase That's easy...oo ee oo ahh ahh...ting tang Ramadama bing bang Oo ee oo ahh ahh...ting tang Ramadama bing bang Oo ee oo ahh ahh...ting tang Ramadama bing bang Oo ee oo ahh ahh...ting tang...

Background -- as I remember, I wrote this in 2001 responding to the Islamists whining that we should not strike back at them during Ramadan MIDI - RAMA LAMA DING DONG Ooooooooooooooooh….oh oh oh oh, you hear them whine about their Ramadan But here comes a Rama-lama big bomb They started this whole mess…here’s one more Rama-lama big bomb Their men all wear a dress…and their towel heads look so silly On that day they hit New York they signed their own death warrant Here comes one more Rama-lama big bomb They started this whole mess…here’s one more Rama-lama big...

MIDI - AQUARIUS -- 1st version When they see what happened to Hussein They worry that they might just be next It's not a warm and fuzzy feeling The whole Middle East is vexed They've started soiling up their undies in Syria…undies in Syria In Syria…in Syria There will be a new day coming Tyrants, it is time to hit the road All of them will soon be bumming Of bad news we'll be the bearer It's not good to sponsor terror They'll find out it is an er-error Hey, Syria…hey, Syria We sent out a warning they should...

MIDI - BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS A sneak attack, what a cowardly event And Dubya knew a very forceful message must be sent We all had come together and were really in a rage So the carriers went over and were ready to engage The Taliban were led by some guy named Omar He didn't get the message although we had made it clear We gave advice…he really should have listened It's time to say a prayer and then to kiss goodbye your rear The force had gathered when our leader said "Let's roll" Then we all looked up...