Posted on 03/21/2002 4:26:36 PM PST by doug from upland
A sneak attack, what a cowardly event
And Dubya knew a very forceful message must be sent
We all had come together and were really in a rage
So the carriers went over and were ready to engage
The Taliban were led by some guy named Omar
He didn't get the message although we had made it clear
We gave advice…he really should have listened
It's time to say a prayer and then to kiss goodbye your rear
The force had gathered when our leader said "Let's roll"
Then we all looked up to heaven to salute Todd Beemer's soul
The plan had been crafted and we got the go-ahead
Let's look for guys in dresses wearin' turbins on their head
The Taliban were led by some guy named Omar
He didn't get the message although we had made it clear
We gave advice…he really should have listened
It's time to say a prayer and then to kiss goodbye your rear
There was a big cave that had a rancid awful smell
And we couldn't really stand it 'cause our nostrils hurt like hell
We saw an exit and windin' narrow path
But we just had missed Osama, man, he really needs a bath
The Taliban were led by some guy named Omar
He didn't get the message although we had made it clear
We gave advice…he really should have listened
It's time to say a prayer and then to kiss goodbye your rear
Well, they ran through the mountains, they thought they would make it
They had yelled "Allah akhbar"…they had thought they got away
But in their hearts they knew they couldn't fake it
Those virgins were awaitin'…it would be their final day
We gave a big cheer when we had seen B-52s
You are for us or against us…it is really time to choose
My goodness, I was thinkin', they're about to lose a town
I saw off in the distance Daisy's parachutin' down
The Taliban were led by some guy named Omar
He didn't get the message although we had made it clear
We gave advice…he really should have listened
It's time to say a prayer and then to kiss goodbye your rear
Well, they ran through the mountains, they thought they would make it
They had yelled "Allah akhbar"…they had thought they got away
But in their hearts they knew they couldn't fake it
Those virgins were awaitin'…it would be their final day
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