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DFU SONG: Battle of New Orleans (Omar and the Taliban) 3-21-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 03/21/2002 4:26:36 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS

A sneak attack, what a cowardly event
And Dubya knew a very forceful message must be sent
We all had come together and were really in a rage
So the carriers went over and were ready to engage

The Taliban were led by some guy named Omar
He didn't get the message although we had made it clear
We gave advice…he really should have listened
It's time to say a prayer and then to kiss goodbye your rear

The force had gathered when our leader said "Let's roll"
Then we all looked up to heaven to salute Todd Beemer's soul
The plan had been crafted and we got the go-ahead
Let's look for guys in dresses wearin' turbins on their head

The Taliban were led by some guy named Omar
He didn't get the message although we had made it clear
We gave advice…he really should have listened
It's time to say a prayer and then to kiss goodbye your rear

There was a big cave that had a rancid awful smell
And we couldn't really stand it 'cause our nostrils hurt like hell
We saw an exit and windin' narrow path
But we just had missed Osama, man, he really needs a bath

The Taliban were led by some guy named Omar
He didn't get the message although we had made it clear
We gave advice…he really should have listened
It's time to say a prayer and then to kiss goodbye your rear

Well, they ran through the mountains, they thought they would make it
They had yelled "Allah akhbar"…they had thought they got away
But in their hearts they knew they couldn't fake it
Those virgins were awaitin'…it would be their final day

We gave a big cheer when we had seen B-52s
You are for us or against us…it is really time to choose
My goodness, I was thinkin', they're about to lose a town
I saw off in the distance Daisy's parachutin' down

The Taliban were led by some guy named Omar
He didn't get the message although we had made it clear
We gave advice…he really should have listened
It's time to say a prayer and then to kiss goodbye your rear

Well, they ran through the mountains, they thought they would make it
They had yelled "Allah akhbar"…they had thought they got away
But in their hearts they knew they couldn't fake it
Those virgins were awaitin'…it would be their final day


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: bigbombtime; daisycutter; kaboooooom; killthem

1 posted on 03/21/2002 4:26:36 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Sung to the tune of "The Battle of Kookamunga"!
2 posted on 03/21/2002 6:09:21 PM PST by Major Matt Mason
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To: Major Matt Mason
I've not heard of the Battle of Kookamonga. (Cucamonga?)
3 posted on 03/21/2002 9:03:46 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
It was Homer & Jethro's take-off on "The Battle of New Orleans"- funny stuff.
4 posted on 03/22/2002 9:51:20 AM PST by Major Matt Mason
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To: StarFan
Ping
5 posted on 03/24/2002 12:06:50 PM PST by doug from upland
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