It is true. Every word. I swear it on a stack of national geographics. Donald Trump doesn't have a dime to his name. If he wanted a gumball at the dime store, he'd have to take out a loan. His dog has the worst kind of fleas. The living kind. The poor thing lays down on his side, his leg flies as he gouges fleas. Donald's grass would make Toro send in a biblical plague of locusts.