Porch pirates, beware: this is 'Murica. Watch this thief get caught red-handed by a homeowner who comes out with a locked and loaded rifle: [Warning: Language] Thought 1: I love how the criminal's ride totally ditches him. Thought 2: That homeowner should have had his rifle at the ready and positioned himself behind cover lest the porch pirate was packing. Thought 3: God bless America. https://twitter.com/JaieNoel/status/1361497293837451264