QUEEG: Okay, suckers, get this into your stupid thick heads. There's only one thing I'm going to say to you. LISTER: What? QUEEG: What's happening, dudes? The others stare at the moniter in astonishment. That was HOLLY's voice! The image on the screen changes -- QUEEG's face fades out, to be replaced by HOLLY. He is smiling smugly. HOLLY: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August Fool. Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. RIMMER: WHAT?!? HOLLY: Queeg never existed. It was me all along. RIMMER: WHAT?!? HOLLY: Wheeze of the...