The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guests last year. The hotel ended up submitting theletters to the Sunday Times. Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroomsince I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicinechest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you,S. Berman -------------------------------------------------------------Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from herday off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out...