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  • FEMA Arrests Noah For Running Unauthorized Flood Rescue Operation

    10/05/2024 6:46:54 PM PDT · by E. Pluribus Unum · 6 replies
    BabylonBee.com ^ | Oct 5, 2024 · | Babylon Bee
    ASHEVILLE, NC — FEMA arrested Noah this week after they caught the prophet attempting to help rescue people afflicted by the floods. "This is an unapproved rescue operation and we will not tolerate such behavior," FEMA Spokesman Randy Tarwater told the press. "We apprehended Noah and his so-called ‘ark' attempting to save human and animal lives. That's not what FEMA represents." After Hurricane Helene annihilated entire communities, the Prophet Noah steered his ark into needy areas to help rescue stranded Americans. FEMA reportedly blocked the seer and told him his saving people was really getting in the way. "I tried...