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CNN: Breaking News: 2040 - Flight 370: The Search Continues! President Chelsea Clinton today authorized new search flights over the Bermuda Triangle after a plastic water bottle thought to be possibly of Malaysian origin was found washed up on Daytona Beach. Coyote Blitzer, son Wolf Blitzer, former CNN anchor who carried this dramatic story for 20 years before retiring to a rest home in Malaysia, has been covering this exciting new development. The bottle has been sent to the FBI for laboratory analysis. A trace of Revlon lipstick, "Gentlemen Prefer Pink" was found which they believe may have come from...

Live, on Oprah! It’s America’s Sweethearts, Bill ‘n Hill, Together Again! Posted by Steve Grammatico Oct 7th 2010 Chicago (AP) – Appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and former president Bill Clinton spoke publicly for the first time about the 2008 primary campaign, her political ambitions, and their personal relationship. Representatives for the First Couple insisted the joint appearance had absolutely nothing to do with President Obama’s sagging political fortunes and was just a “total coincidence.” The show began with Bill and Hillary air-kissing and catching up since they were last together at daughter...

A recent conference brought angry delegates together to protest the increasing temperatures engulfing the globe. The participants staged a rally and called for immediate action by world leaders. "Our very existence depends on temperatures not only leveling out, but actually decreasing," said one of the conference's speakers. See photo in original article for more information...

(WASHINGTON, DC) Astronaut Scott Parazynski did more than perform emergency surgery on a torn solar panel on the International Space Station today. At the end of his spacewalk, almost as an afterthought, he reached out with a 90-foot robotic arm and boom extension, and deftly snagged a strand of twine dangling from a mysterious bundle of space debris. “Yee haw,” was all that earthbound controllers could hear Parazynsky say into his space helmet at that moment. However, Col. Douglas H. Wheelock, giving visual cues to Parazynsky during what officials have termed the most dangerous spacewalk in history, shouted something else:...