Keyword: humor
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Day 628 Of The Dictatorship Of COVID-19, Day 628 Of America And The World Held Hostage To COVID Shots Breaking News: Health Freedom Protest Today In Utrecht, The Netherlands The local government in Utrecht says some five thousand participated... News Alert: Health Freedom Protests Vienna, Austria And Milan, Italy. In Vienna the crowd again estimated at some 40,000 people by some media for today's protest as in the last one there. But ORF in Austria estimated more than 40,000 participating... Is Omicron Really The Beginning Of The End Of COVID? A Russian expert weighs in with his opinion... Well here...
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BERLIN—German Health Minister Jens Spahn has announced his aggressive plan to fight COVID, which will include gathering all the unvaccinated people and putting them in special secured areas where they won't bother anyone. "Ze key to fighting ze COVID iz very simple," said Spahn. "Ve must concentrate all ze filthy undesirables into special camps with very tall barbed-wire fences all around, where they will not infect us with their filthy anti-vaxx presence anymore." Unvaccinated Germans will also be required to wear highly-visible markings on their clothing, so everyone will know to stay away from them, or turn them in if...
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Pic at link and I will post it below. I laughed.
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Christian entertainment company 4HisGlory Amusements has announced an exciting new escape room experience based on Calvinist theology. Participants will be entirely unable to do anything to escape the room and instead must wait for an actor playing Jesus to unlock the door and let them out.
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Small business owners have devised a clever solution to the mostly-peaceful looting problem that has plagued retail stores in the nation’s democrat-run cities. Standing near a Kyle Rittenhouse scarecrow outside her fifth-generation vintage VCR boutique, Reeba Hastings said, “We’re already seeing positive results from this bad boy. Just yesterday, a flash mob of fifty looters was ready to pilfer my precious vintage VCRs, but one look at this scarecrow and they scattered like politicians from a polygraph machine!” However, some have pointed out the scarecrow’s downside. One store owner complained that, while scaring off potential looters, they tended...
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Ghislaine Maxwell found DEAD in her cell November 22, 2021 - Ghislaine Maxwell, former partner of Jeffrey Epstein and accused sexual predator, has been found dead in her cell at Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) Monday of strangulation. Her death comes as her trial was set to begin on Nov. 29 on charges of helping transport minors for sexual activity. She was found lifeless in her cell and promptly pronounced dead by health authorities in the prison.
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Our senile Commander-In-Chief just cannot keep his hands to himself when it comes to a child. This latest video from the Post Millennial says it all. Take a look: (video) If you watch the video, you’ll see that this little girl is having none of what Joe Biden attempting to do. When he tries to walk up and touch her initially, she recoils and turns away. After the president doubles down, attempting to touch her face, simultaneously moving his nose close to her hair, the girl then throws her fist up, forcing him to back off.”-Bonchie, Red State You think?...
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KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse. “We, the jury will perform our constitutional duty and declare the verdict in this case,” said one sweating juror, “But we, the jury also don’t want to die.” “Objection, your honor, Rittenhouse does not possess an AR-15 to defend the courthouse; I have the AR-15,” said the prosecutor, swinging the weapon wildly about as onlookers nervously ducked behind benches. “Besides, protestors are heroes, people of upstanding character, and victims.”
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KENOSHA, WI—In order to protect their lives and homes, Kenosha residents are painting "Black Lives Matter" over their doorposts just in case local Antifa communist rioters don't like the Rittenhouse verdict and decide to burn the city down again. "We hope this small gesture of fealty to the Antifa enforcers will keep us safe," said Dale Cheesehead, local husband and father of 4. "Perhaps they will see the graffiti on my doorposts and spare my firstborn son, as well as my three other kids, my wife, my dog, my cars and my house. Please don't burn down our house Antifa!"...
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KENOSHA, WI—As deliberations continue in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, concerns have been raised about the jurors' safety as an MSNBC reporter was spotted hanging a sign on their hotel reading "THE JURORS ARE HERE". The jury had indicated they were a little bit concerned as they saw the van tailing them and alerted authorities, but by the time they got there, the journalist had already hung the sign telling everyone where they were. "This is a little worrying," said one juror as she got off the bus and saw the sign being hung outside their hotel room as they continued...
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SANTA MONICA, CA—Activision surprised the gaming world with a new game trailer revealing the next game in the popular Call of Duty series. Set to be released any day now, Call of Duty: Rittenhouse lets you defend your home from a horde of bloodthirsty communists. “Developers have toiled this past year without sleep, food, or contact with loved ones, so we could launch this politically poignant and incredibly fulfilling game in time for the Holidays and the jury’s verdict of not guilty,” said Activision CEO, Roberto Activision. Some reviewers with advanced copies have expressed worry about how the game presents...
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What a Shock ! I know you will find this hard to believe, but . . . from a total of 46 US Presidents, Biden is rated as the 6th best. The Texas A&M's Public Relations Office released this statement: "After just 7 months in office, Americans have rated President Biden the 6th best President ever." These are the Details on the Ratings, according to Texas A&M: 1. Reagan, Lincoln, and Trump tied for first, 2. Twenty-three presidents tied for second, 3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third, 4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, 5. Barack Hussein Obama came in...
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I've gotten a copy of an important election day communication that went to Democrative candidates. Hundreds of containers of needed Democratic votes are held up in shipping containers off the coast in Long Beach, Ca. Ordinarily these would be received in Fairfax, VA on a just-in-time basis, and then distributed late on election night in key districts, but a shortage of truckers and blue collar equipment operators has meant that critical votes may not be received until after the electoral race is called. Similar problems in New Jersey are not quite so severe. Candidates needing Democratic votes may be able...
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