Posted on 11/05/2021 6:20:43 PM PDT by 2manydegrees
I've gotten a copy of an important election day communication that went to Democrative candidates.
Hundreds of containers of needed Democratic votes are held up in shipping containers off the coast in Long Beach, Ca.
Ordinarily these would be received in Fairfax, VA on a just-in-time basis, and then distributed late on election night in key districts, but a shortage of truckers and blue collar equipment operators has meant that critical votes may not be received until after the electoral race is called.
Similar problems in New Jersey are not quite so severe. Candidates needing Democratic votes may be able to find supplies at selected locations early on Wednesday November 3rd.
The loss of Democratic supply chain workers, due to Covid concerns and defections to the Republican Party may hamper critical election stealing well into 2022.
The search for fraud votes from U.S. sources is active, but Democratic connections to Chinese rather than American producers threatens to limit normal supply.
I never thought that buying votes from China could be impacted by Covid, the same as toilet paper.
LOL
Well done. Many a truth is said in jest.
Good satire. Do more to lighten up this somber, defeatist, old goat website.
Amen. We need more jokes. Let the opposition be humorless scolds.
All good comedy has a hint of the truth in it.
Send it to Babylon Bee. Not bad. Supply chain distribution. No doubt that it’s half truth.
Coondogphilosophy— If it smells bad, roll in it. If it freaks out, Eat it !!!
Not as much of a stretch as you might think....
“Coondogphilosophy— If it smells bad, roll in it. If it freaks out, Eat it !!!”
I like the way you think.
I was slobbered on heavily as a child and got bit by the German Shepherd next door when I was like 4 or 5 while playing in My Sandbox.
RUFF-RUFF 🐕
Don’t give the VA Lefties any ideas.
I think I know how you must have felt.
I was 14 years old and delivering newspapers on my bicycle, when a huge St. Bernard trotted up, reached down and gently mouthed my thigh.
Having shown his ownership of the street, he trotted off.
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