[mabarker1]

I was slobbered on heavily as a child and got bit by the German Shepherd next door when I was like 4 or 5 while playing in My Sandbox.

RUFF-RUFF 🐕

[jimtorr]

I think I know how you must have felt.

I was 14 years old and delivering newspapers on my bicycle, when a huge St. Bernard trotted up, reached down and gently mouthed my thigh.

Having shown his ownership of the street, he trotted off.