Glad this was from the "Bee"
Posted on 11/17/2021 6:47:46 AM PST by BBQToadRibs2
KENOSHA, WI—In order to protect their lives and homes, Kenosha residents are painting "Black Lives Matter" over their doorposts just in case local Antifa communist rioters don't like the Rittenhouse verdict and decide to burn the city down again.
"We hope this small gesture of fealty to the Antifa enforcers will keep us safe," said Dale Cheesehead, local husband and father of 4. "Perhaps they will see the graffiti on my doorposts and spare my firstborn son, as well as my three other kids, my wife, my dog, my cars and my house. Please don't burn down our house Antifa!"
Experts are warning that unless Kyle Rittenhouse is found guilty, Antifa will torch the whole place to protest the self-defense killing of 2 white attackers, in order to demonstrate that black lives matter.
CNN is even warning that protests could be even worse than last year, when they were mostly peaceful. "If Rittenhouse isn't found guilty, we may even see partially non-peaceful protests this year," said one anchor.
Other residents have opted out of painting their doorposts, and will instead hire Kyle Rittenhouse to protect them.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Put up a sign, House protected by Smith & Wesson and AR.
Lamb’s blood?
This puts the proper laugh slant on the debacle:
https://babylonbee.com/news/kyle-rittenhouse-asked-to-step-outside-and-defend-the-courthouse-while-verdict-is-being-read
If he’s smart he’ll send his family out of town and stand guard on his front porch. AR-15 in hand.
“Lamb’s blood?”
That’s what I thought. Reference to Exodus 12:21-23
I read the whole thing...and never noticed it was the Bee. Sad...
The whole point of this trial is to tell us that they can do whatever they want burn us out beat us and kill us and if we do anything to protect ourselves we will be prosecuted.
I’m wondering if the day will come when the surrounding counties which include these cities will go in and take control of the lawless cities like had to be done in the old West. The people suffering the most are the poor people living in the cities.
Passover in Kenosha ...
That is like feeding gators some snacks hoping they will not still be hungry and eat you....
Good luck with that!
Almost got me that time.
I am really amazed at how many cowardly Wisconsinites there are in Kenosha. Of course Kenosha is in the southern part of the state where there are so many leftists. That explains it I’m certain.
Lol. BB got me again because I didn’t look close enough.
Hahaha didn’t realize this was the Babylon Bee. They got me. LOL.
It won’t help. In the eyes (minds are not a factor) of the racists who comprise the bulk of the BLM cult, unless you’re a “black supremist” you are dogmeat.
Just noticed it is the Bee.
^^
Yep it has become so ridiculous out there that we can no longer tell satire from reality!! These leftist are completely INSANE!!!
Glad this was from the "Bee"
The Bee REALLY has to dig deep any more to come up with satire that doesn’t NEED a double take of the absurdity!!!
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