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MSNBC Reporter Seen Hanging 'The Jurors Are Here' Sign On Their Hotel
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/18/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/18/2021 12:40:06 PM PST by DFG

KENOSHA, WI—As deliberations continue in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, concerns have been raised about the jurors' safety as an MSNBC reporter was spotted hanging a sign on their hotel reading "THE JURORS ARE HERE".

The jury had indicated they were a little bit concerned as they saw the van tailing them and alerted authorities, but by the time they got there, the journalist had already hung the sign telling everyone where they were.

"This is a little worrying," said one juror as she got off the bus and saw the sign being hung outside their hotel room as they continued their work determining Rittenhouse's fate. "I mean, wouldn't people know that we're here?"

The MSNBC reporter claimed they were given instructions by the courthouse to follow the jurors' bus, put the sign up on their hotel, and sneak in and hide inside a closet for the duration of deliberations. The judge said he "said no such thing" and banned MSNBC from the courthouse and also from playing XBOX Live with him and Rittenhouse until the trial is over.

The reporter is slated to win a Pulitzer.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; banglist; humor; judge; jury; kenosha; kylerittenhouse; msnbc; rittenhouse; satire
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1 posted on 11/18/2021 12:40:06 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Ha, you weren’t going to get me this time!


2 posted on 11/18/2021 12:40:54 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DFG

I actually thought this was real.


3 posted on 11/18/2021 12:42:15 PM PST by P-Marlowe (I got the <ΙΧΘΥΣ>< variant. Catch it. John 3:16)
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To: DFG

MSNBC is hiring Alec Baldwin as their latest correspondent.

If this guy hadn’t run the light, would he have been allowed to follow them and take photos?

Are we to believe if NBC isn’t doing this there aren’t another dozen stringers out there trying to get the ‘story’?


4 posted on 11/18/2021 12:43:48 PM PST by TigerClaws
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To: DFG

damn the BEE!!!! should be a rule that “the BEE” has to be first words in the headline... 8^)


5 posted on 11/18/2021 12:45:20 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: DFG

Babylon Bee should get a Pulitzer.


6 posted on 11/18/2021 12:46:05 PM PST by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: DFG

You did get me for 2 paragraphs lol. Then I thought “but they weren’t sequestered!”. Finally looked at the source. Good stuff.


7 posted on 11/18/2021 12:46:43 PM PST by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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8 posted on 11/18/2021 12:47:15 PM PST by V_TWIN
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To: DFG
The reporter is slated to win a Pulitzer.

The Bee often has a killer end line. This is one of them. LOL!

9 posted on 11/18/2021 12:47:37 PM PST by GenXFreedomFighter (We are so screwed.)
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To: TigerClaws

To be fair, we don’t know for sure if he worked for MSNBC or just lied. If he was lying, he should’ve told them he worked for Fox News. But I guess he’s not too bright a person.

Clearly intimidating the jury whatever reason sent him.


10 posted on 11/18/2021 12:48:20 PM PST by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: DFG

They had me up until “Xbox...


11 posted on 11/18/2021 12:49:28 PM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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To: DFG

Ya got me, I failed to note: Babylon Bee, before clicking!


12 posted on 11/18/2021 12:53:42 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: DFG
Pretty damn close!

"Judge Bans MSNBC From Rittenhouse Trial"

"Network producer caught tailing jury bus, taken into custody"

https://freebeacon.com/media/judge-bans-msnbc-from-rittenhouse-trial/

13 posted on 11/18/2021 12:55:18 PM PST by G Larry (The "Racism" charge is code for "No Intelligent Argument")
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To: DFG

They really would if they thought they could get away with it.


14 posted on 11/18/2021 12:55:33 PM PST by euram
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To: Navy Patriot

That’s what makes the Bee genius...in this upside-down world the stories may very well BE true.


15 posted on 11/18/2021 12:56:40 PM PST by V_TWIN
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16 posted on 11/18/2021 12:57:00 PM PST by Trillian
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To: P-Marlowe

“I actually thought this was real.”

It really wouldn’t surprise me if MSNBC did such a thing.


17 posted on 11/18/2021 1:02:15 PM PST by 2CAVTrooper (One Nation, Under Fraud Completely Visible, With Spying and Lying Too All.)
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To: V_TWIN

I agree, the Bee is Genius.


18 posted on 11/18/2021 1:05:07 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: DFG

Almost bought into it until I looked at the top and saw where it came from. LOL. Love the BB, better real news than from the MSM bunch.


19 posted on 11/18/2021 1:05:47 PM PST by SkyDancer (Let's Go Brandon!)
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To: DFG

A fine line between fact and satire.


20 posted on 11/18/2021 1:08:01 PM PST by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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