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  • Russian Troll Farm’s Comically Fake U.S. Military Video Incites Ridicule Online

    10/26/2018 1:05:02 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 3 replies
    www.polygraph.info ^ | October 25, 2018 | William Echols
    A screen grab from the FAN Youtube video published on October 24, 2018, which claims to depict a conversation with an alleged US military advisor. Share Federal News Agency Federal News Agency Russia's Internet Research Agency or the "troll factory" “The Federal News Agency continues to publish materials about the incompetent behavior of foreign [intelligence] services. Journalists at FAN got through to one of the numbers from which it received SMS threats. From the other side the answer was in English.” Source: Federal News Agency, October 24, 2018 false Russian troll farm tries to frame U.S. with comically forged video....
  • 'DON'T P*** ME OFF' Moment dad knocks out yob who ‘wees against his fence’ and goads him...

    10/26/2018 10:19:44 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 18 replies
    www.thesun.co.uk ^ | 26th October 2018, 12:40 pm Updated: 26th October 2018, 1:45 pm | By John Shammas
    The man urinated on the dad's fence before provoking him, breaking his gate and refusing to move ______________________________________________________________________ THIS is the moment a dad snaps and knocks out a yob who urinated on his fence and tried to goad him into a fight. The footage begins with the pair involved in a dispute, as the man is accused of peeing on the dad's property in Bushey, Herts. He is told to move on, but refuses and begins goading the dad into a fight. The dad responds: "Will you move on? I can't do this in front of my kids, are...
  • satire - Caravan Of Liberal Americans Makes Way Toward Socialist Paradise Of Venezuela

    10/26/2018 9:43:55 AM PDT · by Forgiven_Sinner · 8 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | October 25th, 2018 | The Babylon Bee
    MEXICO—A migrant caravan full of leftists desiring to enter the socialist paradise of Venezuela departed the United States Thursday and began marching toward through Mexico, stating they will demand asylum so they might experience the far better life that socialism offers. The migrants claim they are leaving America because of its high standards of living, strong economy, and record unemployment, and hope to find a better life in Venezuela's much more equitable system. "Everyone there has the same quantity of possessions and food," said one marcher. "Everyone makes millions of dollars, and very few people work. It's a real paradise."...
  • POLICE: NAKED WOMAN TRIES TO BITE OFF MAN’S GENITALS

    10/26/2018 8:10:24 AM PDT · by tired&retired · 40 replies
    WWay News ^ | October 25, 2018 | WWay News
    HANAHAN, SC (WCSC) — Hanahan Police are investigating after a man says a naked woman tried to bite his genitals. Police say it happened Monday night while the victim was involved in a threesome. Officers were told the woman was high on heroin and meth when she apparently attacked one of the men. Police responded to the South Pointe Apartments on Murray Drive. Investigators say one of the men involved called 911 and said the woman attacked him and tried to bite off his penis. When officers went inside the apartment they saw a bleeding naked woman coming at them...
  • Today's Toons 10/26/18

    10/26/2018 3:42:26 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 24 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/26/18 | pookie18
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  • Beto O'Rourke Takes DNA Test (Satire)

    10/25/2018 6:39:33 PM PDT · by RetiredTexasVet · 3 replies
    10/25/18 | RetiredTexasVet
    Beto O'Rourke submitted DNA samples last week to lay to rest the doubt that he may not be of Hispanic origin. Unlike Liz Warren, who submitted her samples to a professional and family friend, Beto submitted saliva samples to Ancestry.com and 23andMe for evaluation. Ancestry.com results concluded that Beto had no direct Hispanic heritage but his foremothers may have diddled some Vikings or Brits which accounted for his 30% non-Irish heritage. 23andMe results were essentially the same as the Ancestry.com results with the exception that there was a 2% probability that Beto was related to a breakfast burrito from the...
  • #MeToo Redux

    10/25/2018 5:25:10 PM PDT · by NonValueAdded · 10 replies
    FreeRepublic ^ | 25 Oct 2018 | NonValueAdded
    #MeToo Redux (pronounced re-doo) So I got to thinking about all these purported mail bimbs and the left's attempt to pin it on right-wingnuts as opposed to it being a pathetic false-flag attempt to divert attention from the sinking blue wave. When I heard that De Niro's restaurant received the latest one, it dawned on me that many on the left are probably wondering, "hey, why didn't I get one!!! I'm just as progressive as Hillary or De Niro." Yep, the old hey, what about me? I'm just as deserving. So I can just imagine a second wave of self-mailed...
  • NFL LIVE THREAD: Week 8

    10/25/2018 3:55:13 PM PDT · by Impy · 62 replies
    10-25-18
    NFL LIVE THREAD Week 8 THURSDAY, OCT 25, 2018 (All Times Eastern) Miami at Houston 8:20 pm NFLN/Fox NRG Stadium SUNDAY, OCT 28, 2018 Philadelphia "at" Jacksonville 9:30 am NFLN Wembley Stadium (London, UK) Baltimore at Carolina 1:00 pm CBS Bank of America Stadium Cleveland at Pittsburgh 1:00 pm CBS Heinz Field Denver at Kansas City 1:00 pm CBS Arrowhead Stadium N.Y. Jets at Chicago 1:00 pm CBS Soldier Field Seattle at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field Tampa Bay at Cincinnati 1:00 pm FOX Paul Brown Stadium Washington at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm FOX MetLife Stadium Indianapolis at Oakland...
  • Fun facts and Food for Thought

    10/25/2018 8:55:42 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 11 replies
    email from a friend | 10/25/2018 | unknown
    Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it? If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes75-100 years to fully work. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty The word "swims" upsidedown is still "swims"....
  • JOBS NOT BOMBS!! (What PDJT Should Be Saying Today!)

    10/25/2018 6:03:22 AM PDT · by usconservative · 5 replies
    None ^ | 10/25/2018 | USConservative
    This is what President Trump should be saying starting today --- JOBS NOT BOMBS! Points the finger at the Democrats and lying liberal lamestream media for starting this HOAX without naming them directly. Let them go even more batshit crazy insane before the election! Call them out Mr. President! They started this HOAX on the American People - MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT!
  • Today's Toons 10/25/18

    10/25/2018 3:28:31 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/25/18 | pookie18
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  • Trump's NeverEnding Story

    10/25/2018 2:13:37 AM PDT · by CtBigPat · 16 replies
    Deviantart.com ^ | 10/25/2018 | Sharwriter
    Artist SharpWriter once again captures the awesomeness of our president!
  • New Democrat Campaign "Ad" - (Humor)

    10/24/2018 5:08:57 AM PDT · by Heartlander · 21 replies
    CRTV - via YouTube ^ | 10-23-2018 | Allie Stuckey
    VIDEO - New Democrat Campaign "Ad" Funny and true… Needs to be shared.
  • Obama Fails To Fill Las Vegas Venue, Partition Added to Make Crowd Look Bigger

    10/24/2018 2:45:57 AM PDT · by Monrose72 · 25 replies
    NN ^ | 2018-10-23 21:00 | Jacky Murphy
    Former President Barack Obama has found it difficult to fill the venue with a capacity of 2,000 seats after it was discovered he e added a partition to make the crowd size look bigger.
  • Today's Toons 10/24/18

    10/24/2018 1:21:45 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 10/24/18 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 10/23/18

    10/23/2018 4:46:20 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/23/18 | pookie18
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  • Cory Booker’s plan to fight wealth inequality: give poor kids money

    10/22/2018 6:05:38 PM PDT · by EinNYC · 56 replies
    Vox.com ^ | October 22, 2018 | Sarah Kliffsarah
    America has a massive, growing racial wealth gap. The median white family today holds nearly 10 times the wealth of the median black family. Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) is introducing a bill aimed at closing that gap. His idea is to give lower-income kids a sizable nest egg (nearly $50,000 in some cases) that they could use for wealth-building purchases, like a down payment on a house or college tuition. These “opportunity accounts” would, theoretically, make sure all children have significant assets when they enter adulthood, rather than just those who grow up in wealthier homes. “It would be a...
  • DUers mad that CNN and MSNBC are NOT being partisan (biased) enough on midterms

    10/22/2018 12:55:11 PM PDT · by sickoflibs · 64 replies
    DU text only | Oct 22, 2018 | DU idiots
    DU title 'Breathless CNN & MSNBC pundits over a House "horse race"' Some funny comments: MontanaMama (5,950 posts) 3. We've been here before. I’m swearing all of them off except Rachel until after Nov 6th. True Blue American (2,518 posts) 8. The pundits Go which ever way the wind blows. I used to like Kornaki. Now, he is so full of himself he has become a bag of wind. Scarborough and Mika put Trump in the WhiteHouse. Not they hate him, but show him over and over. Star Member The Blue Flower (3,282 posts) 10. I had to turn off...
  • Video: I think My Dog's a Democrat

    10/22/2018 10:03:54 AM PDT · by reagandemocrat · 14 replies
    https://www.youtube.com/embed/H3VLqLLWxbQ?rel=0
  • Messy Monday

    10/22/2018 4:34:03 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 3 replies
    email from a friend | 10/22/2018 | unknown
    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them, was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."...